Fuzzy Logic » Drool http://blog.sacredpaws.org The Sacred Paws Blog Tue, 09 Feb 2010 19:16:08 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 en hourly 1 I actually managed not to vomit http://blog.sacredpaws.org/2008/04/21/i-actually-managed-not-to-vomit http://blog.sacredpaws.org/2008/04/21/i-actually-managed-not-to-vomit#comments Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:02:20 +0000 Fuzzy Logic http://blog.sacredpaws.org/?p=458 Every morning, Targ gets eyedrops. His vision was getting VERY bad to the point where I was afraid to let him meet new people without them speaking to him first. I really thought he was going blind.

Fortunatley, these new eye drops (technically ointment) are working wonders and much of the occlusion has receeded. <– is that spelled right?

Anywho.. so to give him eyedrops I have to sit next to him and wrap one arm under his chin (this hand holds the drops) and the other over the top of his head to open the eye.

This leaves me no free hand to hold the cap of the tube. Sure, I could put it down but the stuff goooshes out of the tube so fast even after I take the pressure off that I want to get the cap on quick! (the stuff is $36 a tiny tube- yeah, I’m being careful!)

So yesterday, I sit next to the beast (who is not happy with this new morning routine) and take the cap off the tube…

I open my mouth just enough to put the cap between my lips… when…

::shudder:: I’m still freaked out…

Targ shook his head.. and a big GIANT wet, slippery slimey slinger of drool whipped of his head an INTO MY MOUTH!!!

GAH!

Blech!

In the 8 years I’ve been in Bullmastiffs, I’ve had dog saliva on my clothes, in my hair, slung into my food (I picked it out), on my icecream cone (yes I share) on the walls everywhere…

But slingers are “special”.. they cling.. they hang and dry that way (just look at my ceiling fan). They are cold and sticky…

and gross tasting…

Just in case you were wondering.

]]> http://blog.sacredpaws.org/2008/04/21/i-actually-managed-not-to-vomit/feed 6 My Vacuum is Mocking Me http://blog.sacredpaws.org/2008/03/02/my-vacuum-is-mocking-me http://blog.sacredpaws.org/2008/03/02/my-vacuum-is-mocking-me#comments Sun, 02 Mar 2008 16:15:11 +0000 Fuzzy Logic http://blog.sacredpaws.org/2008/03/02/my-vacuum-is-mocking-me I admit… I don’t vacuum as often as I should. Honestly, I think the dust bunnies have taken to building condos under my couch.

But I do vacuum in the kitchen. I have tile floors and have laid down one large commercial black rug. You know the ones; you see them in shops…. hard rubber backing with a sort of low pile textured top?

This rug is supposed to be designed so you can pick it up and shake it.. but with three dogs who invariable leave all sort of cookie bits, hair bits and drool bits everywhere it don’t work like that.

So I vacuum it…after I shake it and sweep it..

02027915000.jpg This is my vacuum. It has this neat feature

Infrared Dirt Sensor tells you when imbedded dirt is removed to prolong carpet life

Um…..

That little sucker has NEVER turned from red to green…

Never..

It’s mocking me in my attempt to keep a clean house with three drooly dogs…. three drooly, dirt loving, shedding (more than they should for short coated) dogs.

I hate that feature.

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